Kategorie: More Jokes

Learner driver: What happens when everything’s coming your way? Instructor: You’re in the wrong lane.

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the…

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, „What are we going to do?“…

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..