Kategorie: More Jokes

A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. „What’s going on?“…

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you’re the one with the radar.

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.

Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.

If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is…

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

What should a teacher take if he’s run down? The number of the car that hit him.