Kategorie: More Jokes

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were…

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas…

Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the…

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, „What are we going to do?“…

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!