Kategorie: More Jokes

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the…

Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.

What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.

What is the meaning of afford? It’s the car most sales representatives drive.

Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, „What are we going to do?“…

What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away..

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.