Kategorie: More Jokes

Policeman: How can you say you don’t have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They’re all in the glove compartment.

What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, „Spit out that toffee“ and a train says, „Choo, choo.“

Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

What should a teacher take if he’s run down? The number of the car that hit him.

Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don’t you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me…

What sort of a car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only…

Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!

A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in…

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.

On Fred’s 17th birthday, his Dad said he’d take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father…