Kategorie: More Jokes

A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he’s stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper…

a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says „alright John, how you getting on today?“

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: „Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you…

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

The social worker asked the bartender „What’s the difference between your job and mine?“ The bartender replied: „I only had to go to bartender…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels….

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. „I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,…

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver…