Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: „Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you…

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

The social worker asked the bartender „What’s the difference between your job and mine?“ The bartender replied: „I only had to go to bartender…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels….

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. „I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,…

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver…

Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car,…