Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Boss: „I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is…

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Boss: „I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.“ Employee: „That’s because there will be fewer of…

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: „Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you…

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

The social worker asked the bartender „What’s the difference between your job and mine?“ The bartender replied: „I only had to go to bartender…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels….