Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Boss: „I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is…

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Boss: „I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.“ Employee: „That’s because there will be fewer of…

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

INTERVIEWER to job applicant: „Do you think you could come up with any reason you want this job other than your parents want you…

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people…

Monster: Stick ‚em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‚em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education? As the policeman, who…