Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a…

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Boss: „I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is…

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Boss: „I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.“ Employee: „That’s because there will be fewer of…

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It’s for people…

Monster: Stick ‚em down. Ghost: Don’t you mean, stick ‚em up. Monster: No wonder I’m not making much money in this business.