Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

The social worker asked the bartender „What’s the difference between your job and mine?“ The bartender replied: „I only had to go to bartender…

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels….

A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. „I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment,…

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light.

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver…

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she…

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don’t succeed – you’re fired!

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men…