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Was the principal’s brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he’s always coming back!

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly…

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?