Kategorie: More Jokes

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. „Your Majesty,“ he said, „the slaves are revolting!“ „You don’t have to…

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

What is the cannibals‘ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.