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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. „Your Majesty,“ he said, „the slaves are revolting!“ „You don’t have to…

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.