Kategorie: More Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.

What is the cannibals‘ favorite game? Swallow my Leader.

Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other „I don’t like your friend.“ The other one said, „Well, put him to…

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. „For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make…

„Well, children,“ said the cannibal cooking teacher. „What did you make of the new English teacher?“ „Burgers, ma’am.“

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake…

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.