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Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. „Your Majesty,“ he said, „the slaves are revolting!“ „You don’t have to…

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when…