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A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly…

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.

Q. What did the cannibal’s wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, „So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.“

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…