Kategorie: More Jokes

First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads? Because they’re headcases.

First cannibal: I don’t know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. „Your Majesty,“ he said, „the slaves are revolting!“ „You don’t have to…

First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels.

Sam left work after a tiring day. ‚Take the bus home,‘ suggested a friend. ‚My mother would only make me take it back,‘ Sam…

Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when…

Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself? Yes – I was trying to get to the back of…