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What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake…

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

‚Is everyone in the bus?‘ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‚No,‘ called a lady, ‚wait until I get my clothes on.‘…

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to…