Kategorie: More Jokes

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we’ll pick up speed now you’re getting off!

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they’re stopping to let the passengers…

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake…

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.