Kategorie: More Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.

‚Is everyone in the bus?‘ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‚No,‘ called a lady, ‚wait until I get my clothes on.‘…

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.

Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to…

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

What „bus“ crossed the ocean? Columbus.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.