Kategorie: More Jokes

Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.

What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn’t eat another mortal.

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!

Teacher: Tommy Russell, you’re late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It’s my bus – it’s always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it’s late again tomorrow,…

Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances – especially if they are in their prime!

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the…