Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a…

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, „If you were a gentleman, young man, you’d stand up…

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very…

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows – maybe they’re picklish!