Kategorie: More Jokes

First cannibal: My wife’s a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour.

What did the cannibal say to the explorer? “Nice to meat you“!

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.

Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make…

What is a cannibal’s favorite food? Baked Beings.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly…

Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.