Kategorie: More Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other „I don’t like your friend.“ The other one said, „Well, put him to…

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. „For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make…

„Well, children,“ said the cannibal cooking teacher. „What did you make of the new English teacher?“ „Burgers, ma’am.“

Two cannibals were having lunch. „Your wife makes a great soup,“ said one to the other. „Yes!“ agreed the first. „But I’m going to…

First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.

Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.