Kategorie: More Jokes

Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!

Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,‘ they said. ‚It’s full up!‘…

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans…