Kategorie: More Jokes

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!

Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!