Kategorie: More Jokes

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers!

Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it’s a FAST food!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt…

Which is the meat patties‘ least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!

Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!

Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!