Kategorie: More Jokes

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it’s back to the old grind!

What old-time song is the burgers‘ favourite? ‚Hammy‘ – as sung by Al Jolson!

What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!