Kategorie: More Jokes

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers‘ most familiar song? ‚Home on the Range‘!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!