Kategorie: More Jokes

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the…

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‚Well done‘!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? ‚Steak Me Out to the Ballgame‘!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‚lamb‘, where did it go? Oh, ‚ewe‘ know!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers‘ most familiar song? ‚Home on the Range‘!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.