Kategorie: More Jokes

What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses? The meatric system, silly!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, ‚Burgers can’t be cheesy!‘

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It’s PAN-demonium!

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, ‚Well done‘!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the…