Kategorie: More Jokes

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers‘ most familiar song? ‚Home on the Range‘!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball – a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

How was the hamburger murdered? First it was ‚rolled,‘ then smothered in onions