Kategorie: More Jokes

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? ‚Steak Me Out to the Ballgame‘!

When the crooked hamburger took it on the ‚lamb‘, where did it go? Oh, ‚ewe‘ know!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

Where can a burger get a great night’s sleep? On a bed of lettuce!

What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers‘ most familiar song? ‚Home on the Range‘!

What is the hamburgers‘ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!