Kategorie: More Jokes

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ’s? They ‚loin‘ fast!

What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is ‚well done‘ and Chief Justice Warren Burger has ‚done…

How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They’re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? ‚Hot dog!‘

How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ’not guilty‘? I’ve been flamed!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!