Kategorie: More Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!

Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!

Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!

Where does a burger feel at home? On the range!

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!

Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

Who is the hamburgers‘ favourite actress? Candice Berger!

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!

Who was the burger’s favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!

Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)