Kategorie: More Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ’not guilty‘? I’ve been flamed!

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

What did the hamburgers say to the butcher who acted on a TV show? Welcome back, Cutter!

How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!