Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.

Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: „Is it mine?“

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.