Kategorie: More Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who put „Sagittarius“ at the bottom of application forms where it said „Sign Here“.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: „Is it mine?“

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!