Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?