Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under „Home Improvements.“

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig…

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and…

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…