Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig…

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.