Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!

Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward? A: „Is it mine?“

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, „Can you help me when you get home?“ „Sure,“ he replies. „What’s…

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are…

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.