Kategorie: More Jokes

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.