Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? A: All you can eat, under a buck.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, „Can you help me when you get home?“ „Sure,“ he replies. „What’s…

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are…

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and…

Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.

This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that „Scheherezade“ was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: „Why’d his mom choose to call him…