Kategorie: More Jokes

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who put „Sagittarius“ at the bottom of application forms where it said „Sign Here“.

Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and…