Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that…

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you…

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, “Nein! Nein!“ So two guys walk…

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, „Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!“ Her…

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in…

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!