Kategorie: More Jokes

One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives…

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and…

Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine? A: „Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!“

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the „Vacant“ sign up?

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!