Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine? A: „Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!“

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the „Vacant“ sign up?

Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.–Mentally Deficient?

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.