Kategorie: More Jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads

Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and…

A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, “I can count higher then all the kids in my second…

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

Q: What did the blonde’s dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.

How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer