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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on „Science & Nature.“ Her…

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,…

Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!

These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? „Just flush it like everybody else does.“

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.