Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it “Curl Up and Dye.“
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? „Just flush it like everybody else does.“
Januar 6, 2021 Blonde jokes Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.