Kategorie: More Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!

These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? „Just flush it like everybody else does.“

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply…

What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.

Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.