Kategorie: More Jokes

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, „Everything ok with your…

Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they…

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? „Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!“