Kategorie: More Jokes

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when…

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation…

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? „Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!“

Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it “Curl Up and Dye.“

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.