Kategorie: More Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That’s where you wash all your vegetables!

These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? „Just flush it like everybody else does.“

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.