Kategorie: More Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the…

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they…

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.

Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency…