Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency…

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.

Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Third Grade.