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I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…