Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the „11“ in „9-1-1“.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.