Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a…

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were…

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.