Kategorie: More Jokes

… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, „Awww, look at the dead birdie.“ The blonde stops,…

Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment? A: She can’t say „No“.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were…