Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the „11“ in „9-1-1“.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head? A: A Space Invader.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited…

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.