Kategorie: More Jokes

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. „Thanks for the refill!“

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but…

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker…

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, „READY, AIM“ and the brunette…

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it…

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.