Kategorie: More Jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker…

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, „READY, AIM“ and the brunette…

Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it…

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. „It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.“

There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting „57, 57, 57.“ A blonde walks up to her…

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.