Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, „Awww, look at the dead birdie.“ The blonde stops,…

Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment? A: She can’t say „No“.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.

A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were…

A blonde walks into a hair salon to get her hair cut wearing headphones. The stylist asks her to take off her headphones but…

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned. Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.