Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. „Thanks for the refill!“

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.