Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!