Kategorie: More Jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, „Oh, look, a dead birdie!“ The blonde…

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone…

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No….

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a…

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate…

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited…

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.