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Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A. So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, „Oh, look, a dead birdie!“ The blonde…

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone…

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No….

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a…