Kategorie: More Jokes

There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting „57, 57, 57.“ A blonde walks up to her…

Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to…

Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.

Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to…