Kategorie: More Jokes

Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.

Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. „It’s okay Daddy, I’m not hurt.“

A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it’s empty, and goes back…

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to…

Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.

Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

Q. What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A. Wave at her.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.