Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

Q: Why was the blondes‘ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the…

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw „911“ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.