Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won’t give in? A: „Have another beer.“

Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.