Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.

Q: Why was the blondes‘ belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said „concentrate“ on it!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!

A blonde once shot an arrow into the air… but missed!

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did she!

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.