Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all…

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run – she is still holding the grenade!

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!

I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said „concentrate“ on it!

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!