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Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: What’s the…

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts…. she gave me change!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!