Kategorie: More Jokes

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw „911“ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it…

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.