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Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what?

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!