Kategorie: More Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. ‚Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am,‘ he…

„This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.“ „Maybe you should spit out the plate!“

Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could…

Man l: „I got my wife a VCP for her birthday“ Man 2: „Don’t you mean a VCR?“ Man 1: „No, a VCP ….

Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? „Happy Birthday To Gnu!“

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“