Kategorie: More Jokes

„My birthday’s coming“ Do you know what I need?“ „Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?“

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? „Hi, Buster.“

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

„I’m giving a ’surprised‘ birthday party for you.“ „A ’surprised‘. birthday party? What’s that?“ „That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and…

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

What did one candle say to the other? „Don’t birthdays burn you up?“