Kategorie: More Jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? „Happy Birthday To Gnu!“

„Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.“ „Next time, take off the candles.“

„Did you go shopping for my birthday present?“ „Yeah, and I found the perfect thing.“ „What thing is that?“ „Nothing!“

Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a Happy one!

„My birthday’s coming“ Do you know what I need?“ „Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?“

What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? It was a sappy one!

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? „Hi, Buster.“

Why won’t anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!