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How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

„I’m giving a ’surprised‘ birthday party for you.“ „A ’surprised‘. birthday party? What’s that?“ „That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and…

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!

What did one candle say to the other? „Don’t birthdays burn you up?“

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!