Kategorie: More Jokes

What did one candle say to the other? „Don’t birthdays burn you up?“

How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What’s the greatest birthday present? Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Harry: That was a kind thought. But why didn’t you? Fred: I…

Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the…

I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to…

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.