Kategorie: More Jokes

A man who forgets his wife’s birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‚What’s the matter?‘ she asked. ‚It’s my…

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from…

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

„I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing ‚Happy Birthday.’“

Sam’s girlfriend’s birthday was the same day as his father’s. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He…

„Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade.“

Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old…